Sunday, October 12, 2008
Open Thread for Truly Horrible Jokes
Let's see your worst...
Labels: jokes
tas, 10:51 PM
3 Comments:
tas, at October 12, 2008 10:53 PM
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In little Nazis.
Where does Hitler keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.
Two bad jokes from my childhood. Need any more?
In little Nazis.
Where does Hitler keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.
Two bad jokes from my childhood. Need any more?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead!
(Tas, Robb says you told him this one.)
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What's green, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you, it would kill you?
A pool table!
(Courtesy of "Two and a Half Men"
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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It's hot in here!" And the other muffin says, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"
(Also courtesy "Two and a Half Men"
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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper!
(Courtesy Robb)
Because it was dead!
(Tas, Robb says you told him this one.)
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What's green, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you, it would kill you?
A pool table!
(Courtesy of "Two and a Half Men"
--
Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It's hot in here!" And the other muffin says, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"
(Also courtesy "Two and a Half Men"
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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper!
(Courtesy Robb)
Crib death.